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F*ck his apology to the world…save it for wifey

Hello dear ones! I have to make this quick because I am in the midst of revising a soon to be best selling book I’m co-authoring with the fabulous Mike the Master Dater. Stay tuned, it’s gonna be great. But I had to get this Tiger Woods apology in for y’all. Watch the apology video below.

You read the title. Yeah, I said it (or wrote it!) and I mean it. F*ck Tiger Wood’s apology. Those of you who know me, I don’t curse. But I felt this was appropriate, for the topic at hand. (get it Tiger Woods, all the sex, the f-word? See what I did there?!)

Anyway, at first, like everyone else, your Divorce Guru thought it was cool and great that Tiger would be giving a live public apology to select family and friends…which would then be broadcast throughout the world and streamed live on You Tube. Whaaa? But then I started getting mad. That’s right, your Divorce Guru gets mad sometimes.

Who’s business is it that Tiger Woods has cheated on his wife with many, many, many, many, many, many, many, MANY white women? Yeah, it’s fun for all of us to write about it, talk about it, make videos about it, but really is it our business? Is it making us unable to sleep at night? Are we losing money over the Tiger Wood’s scandal? Changing our lives and how we raise our children?

No.

So why is Tiger apologizing to us, the world, the public? Well, one answer is because his PR team told him to. He needs to get that good guy, boring golfer image back so he can get back those sponsors.

The main reason: because the world expects and wants him to. But why?

Are we married to Tiger Woods? Do we have sex with Tiger Woods? (well, if you’re a woman and white, and under the age of 60, there IS a good chance that you are having sex with Tiger Woods, so let’s not count you!) But yet, the public expects this grown man to apologize to them for what? For breaking a promise, a deal with his wife? His wife is the only one that deserves an apology…and lots of groveling, an expensive piece of jewelery, and lots of feet kissing for at least 5 years!

So that’s why I say F*ck Tiger Wood’s apology. The big production, the public crying…it’s not worth it (except for those millions of dollars he’ll gain by being all weepy and sad, and remorseful.) Save it for your wife Elin, and start behaving the way your wife feels a husband should behave. Which I’m guessing is NOT sleeping with every woman who brings you a cocktail in Vegas!

Until the next Tiger Woods debacle,
KHDG

p.s. read my letter to Tiger Woods about his apology!