We all know what Tiger Woods is doing wrong. Having 16 (and counting) mistresses, stressing out his wife Elin Nordegren and her family, losing endorsements, and disappointing fans.
But has anyone stopped to think about what Tiger Woods is doing right? He was named by the Asssociated Press as the Athlete of the Decade. Yay, Tiger! Unfortunately, his wife Elin,announced she was divorcing his ass the same day. Awww.
I know I’ve been giving Tiger a bit of grief lately. So when Tina Tobin, founder of LuvemorLeavem.com asked her advice panel to do a video about Mr. Woods, I thought I would be on Tiger’s side for once. Here are the Top 5 things Tiger Woods is doing right:
5. Not pulling a Jon Gosselin and parading around Vegas with bikini clad women at pool parties while his wife takes care of the kids (though I guess Tiger has already done this!)
4. No age discrimination for him! Tiger loves him some cougars!
3. Taking time off of work to try and salvage his marriage and family life (though he should have done this instead of spending time with 16 other women besides his wife, but better late than never!
2. Apologizing to his wife! Whoa. I’m still waiting for that apology. Thank God I’m not holding my breath.
1. Not holding a press conference and saying the cougar waitress from the greasy spoon is his soul mate and he’s running off to Tahiti with her. Tiger, for NOT doing that, I am happy and proud.
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Why did Jesus cross the road?
To get a-cross.
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