Why Nicki Minaj is my new favorite Barbie

by Kim Hess on June 4, 2010

Nicki Minaj is a bad bitch

Figured it was about time to hip you all to my new role model.

No, it’s not Michelle Obama, or Oprah Winfrey, Lisa Ling or some other notable woman who is eloquent, sophisticated, and mature. I do love these women, but there’s a new girl in town.

No, my new role model is…wait for it…Nicki Minaj. Also known as Nicki Lewinksi, Harajuku Barbie, Nicki the Ninja,and Nicki the Boss- this girl is what’s hot right now. She’s with Young Money, who is Little Wayne’s genius brain child of a record label.

Though she has an equal amount of fans as she does haters, her determination to succeed inspires me-as well as her weave and her tight clothes. Check out her video below which isn’t even an official music video. This song was originally performed as a freestyle on BET. The video below has been viewed over 9 millions times (probably 1 million by me and 8 million boys and men who like her boobs!) I like the pink in her hair.

Oh, and she's taught me that I'm a bad bitch. And honey, no one's in my lane. Did you watch the video? Get some inspiration from the confident, fearless woman who is excelling in a man's industry. Let me love Nicki Minaj in all her lesbian, sexual, wig wearin', cursin' self. There's enough respect in the world for the Dali Lama (Dolly Lama in the Nictionary!) and a Harajuku Barbi!

Okay haters, hate on in the comments!

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