A-Rod touches himself…in more ways than one

March 18, 2009

Now when you agreed to do this, did the thought cross your mind that your soon to be ex-wife had a hand in this? That maybe she paid the magazine photographer to intentionally make you look like a dork by posing on that pissy mattress and kissing yourself in the mirror? And the white socks? [...]

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St. Patrick’s Day soon to be St. Divorced Day!

March 17, 2009

my great idea is to have a St. Divorced Day. On one certain day of the year, everyone has to celebrate divorced people! We all wear black (mourning of the marriage) and yellow (because we eventually will be very happy like sunshine the marriage is over!) Even if you’ve never been married or have been [...]

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Jennifer Anniston vs Angelina Jolie

March 16, 2009

If my ex husband was as hot as Brad Pitt, I guess I’d be mad too! Read the scandalous facts about their divorce here…

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Bambi the stripper and my great-great grandmother’s pearl earrings

March 10, 2009

I’m sure you’ll agree that you also had a few flaws. The stripper named Bambi who is now in possession of my great -great grandmother’s pearl earrings. Hiring that handsome young pool boy when we don’t have a pool. Read column here.

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Wanna be a winner in divorce just like basketball players & Girl Scouts?

March 9, 2009

Yes, I felt like a dork, missing my son’s game, buying Girl Scout cookies, chatting with people in the neighborhood like I had all the time in the world. Okay, you’re reading this saying “What’s your point Kim?” Read entire article…

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$40,000 a month child support payments

March 3, 2009

Russell Simmons is not complaining about paying $20,000 each for his two daughters in child support. In fact he believes they need and deserve it…does your ex complain about paying child support? Are they paying twenty grand a kid? Have the jerk read this article…

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Why I hate Frederick’s of Hollywood

February 27, 2009

Trashy, cheap lingerie for trashy cheap girlfriends…and ex husbands! Click here for my first video blog!

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Meditation so you won’t beat the crap out of your ex-spouse

February 25, 2009

first, I ask one thing and one thing only of you, my dear faithful readers: Vent. That’s right I said it. Take 5 minutes to scream, fume, rant, rave, and proclaim the unfairness of the divorce process and your spiteful, hating, schmuck you were once married to. Go ahead, do it. I dare you. Click [...]

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Divorced on Valentine’s Day Countdown Day 0: Crap, I hate V-day!

February 14, 2009

The dreaded day is here. No date, divorced, and single. What am I going to do tonight? What are YOU going to do tonight? Have no fear your Divorce Guru has suggestions for you right here…Read on!

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Divorced on Valentine’s Day Countdown Day 1: Friday the 13th

February 14, 2009

I didn’t realize it was Friday the 13th until it was actually Friday the 13th. How fitting for it to be the unluckiest day of the year, the day before being divorced on Valentine’s Day…if you believe in that kind of thing. Read more…

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