Divorced on Valentine’s Day Countdown Day 5: Touch my body…please!

I’m hoping it will be similar to this video, though I seriously doubt it. Can’t imagine there are a lot of rappers hanging out in San Francisco’s financial district in a swanky champagne lounge pouring hundreds of dollars worth of Veuve Clicquot on each other. But I’ve been wrong before!

Madonna and I are living parallel lives. Well, except for being an international mega superstar who just divorced a famous cute movie director and is now dating a professional baseball star. Oh, and she is worth like 300 million. Other than that, the similarities in our lives are uncanny! Read the song lyrics. This exact [...]

Dear divorced friends, you may be going through a struggle, you may want to cause bodily harm to your ex (don’t do it, you’ll go to jail where they won’t let you wear those cute stilletos you got on sale!) Instead take a minute to laugh… http://ping.fm/O5Bc3