Are you divorced on New Years Eve 2010? First of all, let’s clear up one thing? Why is it called New Years Eve 2010? Shouldn’t it be called New Years Eve 2009? It is still 2009. It is New Years Eve and it’s 2009. Okay, now that that’s out [...]
December 30, 2009
Dear Tiger Woods, Happy 34th Birthday Tiger! I know it’s been a rough month for you. All your mistresses revealing themselves to the media and your cute wife and mother of your children moving out and hiring a divorce attorney who will surely get her a nice sweeeeet divorce settlement. We all know [...]
December 29, 2009
Hello dear readers! Whoo, it’s been quite a year. Where to begin? Ahhh, let’s begin by me, your Divorce Guru, wishing you a Happy New Year 2010! Woo-hoo! I apologize for not posting for a few weeks. Mucho technical difficulties with the new website. New website, new year. [...]
December 25, 2009
It’s Thanksgiving! Woo-hoo. I’m assuming you knew that. For those of my readers who are outside of the U.S. and Canada, let me give you the low-down. This is the day where we (Americans) eat turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie (or sweet potato if you’re African-American) and tell your friends and family why you [...]
December 17, 2009
We all know what Tiger Woods is doing wrong. Having 16 (and counting) mistresses, stressing out his wife Elin Nordegren and her family, losing endorsements, and disappointing fans. But has anyone stopped to think about what Tiger Woods is doing right? He was named by the Asssociated Press as the Athlete of the Decade. Yay, [...]
December 12, 2009
Dear Tiger Woods, I know we haven’t talked in a long time. Well, we have never talked. But I thought it was time to step up and have a woman to man talk with you. I’m Kim Hess your Divorce Guru and it would be nice to keep that cute wife from divorcing you. But before [...]
December 11, 2009
You may or may not have heard about the First Lady of South Carolina Jenny Sanford. Let me correct myself…the former first lady of South Carolina. Why former? Because Jenny Sanford who is married to the Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, has announced that she is divorcin’ his ass. And rightfully so. Here’s the lowdown. Six [...]
December 10, 2009
Who’s more responsible for Tiger’s cheating? Duh, Tiger! Mike the Master Dater, friend, radio show guest extraordinaire, teacher of bad words in Japanese, and all around awesome guy, has graciously agreed to be a guest blogger for Kim Hess Divorce Guru!. Read his post “Why do men cheat? Why are women such bitches??“ When you read the post, [...]
December 9, 2009
“I had an affair with Tiger Woods.” That seems to be rolling off the lips of every young white woman in America. Since I’m not (that) young, or white, I can’t say this. But I can say that I’ve had an affair. Just not with Tiger Woods. Though the greedy part of me wishes I had [...]
December 31, 2009
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