So many times when people ask us that question we automatically say, “Fine, fine” or “pretty good, how ’bout you?” So your Divorce Guru is ...
Continue Reading →I was sitting at the bus stop waiting for public transport to take me home after getting my groceries for dinner. Since I live in San Francisco and I have a kind face, a homeless man wheeled up to me to ask for money. His wheelchair as well as his filthy three piece wool suit was decked out in colorful mardi gras beads and he had various tubes coming out of his nose… that were hooked up to nothing (it ...
Continue Reading →I filed for divorce almost a year ago. Because my ex is a spiteful hating jerk, we are not officially divorced yet. I’m sure once he gets over losing the best thing that ever happened to him, he’ll stop delaying the signing of the divorce papers. But I digress. I felt it was time to move on with my life and start dating. Right off the bat I met a wonderful man. Let’s call him ...
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I know a woman. Let’s call her Jill. She thought her husband was gay from the first day she met him. Lots of people told her he was gay from the first day they met him. But Jill didn’t care. He was handsome, smart, and sexy. She pushed the thought of him possibly batting for the other team far, far away. So far away that they dated, moved in together, got ...
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I asked myself this question one night when I was wallowing in a sugar induced stupor of Chips Ahoy chocolate chips cookies and strawberry margaritas (I know it’s an odd combination, but when going through a divorce alcohol seems a reasonable substitution for the standard cookies and milk!) Crying for the loss of my best friend, my confidant, my soul mate made me think I would never feel better again. ...
Continue Reading →How exciting! Welcome to the first post for Kim Hess: Your Divorce Guru. Know that you can read this blog for help, healing, and humor when wading through this cess pool we call divorce.
People have asked me my motivation for becoming a Divorce Guru. My answer is easy. To help others. And also, I’ve always wanted a guru. Now I am one! When I started contemplating divorcing my children’s father, I found nothing but scary statistics on how divorce was going to ...
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